Blog based on reddit post

Num. of articles: 1
Words per article: 300
Information for the blog/website: Wedding Service Provider
Industry: Entertainment
Topic: Weddings
Tone: Humorous
Outline & Structure: I am looking for a talented writer to create an article based upon a reddit post. Something similar to http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/26/19-people-share-how-they-met-the-love-of-their-life-5777716/ which is based on https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4c0qiy/how_did_you_meet_the_love_of_your_life/

I will provide the link to the reddit post for you to create. I am a wedding service provider, and my visitors are most likely to be potential clients so its important not to offend them but the article does need to be funny, possibly slightly sarcastic but overall something that people will want to share.

I have written the word count as 300 but I expect the total to be around 800-1200 as most of it will actually be quoting/copy and pasting. Your words will link/comment on the quotes

I will be looking to create articles like this weekly so whilst this is for a one off article, if all goes well there will be more. I am only looking for someone whos first language is English.

To prove you have read this, please start your cover letter by telling me your favourite fruit. No fruit, no job.

I would also like you to include a sample (minmum of an opening paragraph and first point) based upon this reddit article https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dq7mj/what_is_the_worst_thing_you_have_seen_at_a_wedding
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