Web Article- Travel Related Mishap/Misadventure

Hello,
I am looking for a web article to be written about a travel mishap/embarrassing moment/misadventure that has occurred to you and your tips for avoiding a similar situation.

I'd like the style to be humourous and appeal to the female audience aged 25-45.

Word Count around 500-1000.

Please let us know the amount of words and your turnaround time for completion.

The article needs to be unique and copyright passed to myself once paid for in full. I may use your name next to the article, please confirm whether this would be ok.

Any questions please let me know.

Thanks

Andrew