Photoshoot of pretty shoes, fashion, in funny situations (royalty free)

Hi,

I need to have a set of royalty-free photos that I can use to advertise my shoe cabinets.

Their function will be to create ads that STOP people that browse web sites such as Facebook. So the photos should be quite 'shocking', 'unusual', 'funny'

My shoe cabinets have a patented design that fits shoes vertically, so they save a LOT of room. For example you can fit up to 30 shoes in only 14x50 cm space.
MOOD:

The headline of my ads will be something like:
Don't know where to put your shoes anymore?
Therefore, I am thinking at photos of ...
... a refrigerator full of shoes..
... a bath tub..
... a car trunk..
... a kitchen cabinet
etc..
... and possibly something that has to do with Christmas.. (urgent)

Thank you