I need a spoof movie trailer for a product launch

I need a spoof movie trailer for a product launch next week, need the video turned around by 30th June.

Can be all stock footage with custom wording. This is to act as a teaser for the main product launch so it doesn't have to be long, likely <30 secs

I will supply wording and logos / colours to be used.

hollywood blockbuster theme type trailer to have some fun with the product launch.

VO not required - this will be for use across social where most video plays are without audio so the written text is highly important that it's impactful.