Two articles 750 words or so

Num. of articles: 2
Words per article: 750+
Industry: Business
Topic: Ten Top ...
Tone: Playful
Outline & Structure: Writing for one of my existing clients so quality is very important.

Please supply a catchy title for each.

Bit of an intro (maybe a recent news story) and then top ten with light hearted and fun content.
Extensive research needed: no
Extra notes: You don't need extensive research but I will expect you to have more than one source for the work and that there will be no plagiarism whatsoever.

I would like a 'top 10 office pranks' and a 'top 10 innovative marketing strategies for entrepreneurs that don't cost much money'.

Perfect English is a requirement.

I would like the first article by close of play tomorrow and the second one by Sunday evening.

I will be selecting the right person this evening.

Many thanks!