I would like someone to record my thoughts

I would wish for someone to be able to program a software for to interprate my thoughts. This must be including sbubcontious dreams and fantisies, shamefull or no. I would wish to have this made as an assembler to make for it work faster, and must be provided with brain probes. I have seen on the television this game for the children for christams which is special and would be I am thinking a good spot to start with this software. I will buy the child game for free of cost to you, and would be verry happly for to do so. Please provide diagrams for the software using P.A.C.E to document activiteis you would be doing in making this software. Thank you from the begingin.