Yoast SEO WordPress plugin guide.

I require a guide written on how to use “WORDPRESS SEO PLUGIN” by YOAST.

http://yoast.com/wordpress/seo/

I want the guide to start from after the plugin has been installed in WordPress. The guide needs to go through all the functions of the plugin in the order of its menu i.e. Dashboard, Title’s & Metas, Social, Xml sitemaps etc.

The format of the guide needs to be a pdf; I would like screen shots with the information for the individual settings placed underneath. I would need the source files you used to put the pdf together; for example the Power Point slides and then the conversion to Word.

I would like you to go through the plugin and explain each step you take and also explain what optimum setting you are using and why. If the existing settings of the plugin out of the box do not need changing you will need show them and explain why.

Please briefly explain your experience and suitability for this job; as well as this I would appreciate if you would answer the following.

1. How many years wordpress experience do you have?
2. How many years SEO experience do you have?
3. What is your favourite colour?
4. How many SEO projects have you worked on?
Thank you for looking at my project and I look forward to working with you.