Rewrite my Twitter bio

My Twitter profile is starting to attract quality followers. Which is great, however some of the people I'm following appear to have a more professional/personal bio description.

I think my bio doesn't summarise why I'm on Twitter and fails to explain why people should follow me.

Looking for somebody to have read through my past tweets and get a feel for my account's 'personality'. Then rewrite my bio to something more original.

I used to start my profile with "even though my name sounds like I should be a pro wrestler I'm actually Business Manager at Web Windows tweeting about the latest trends in digital marketing"

The opening line sounds personal but too long winded. Followed by a bit of 'job mentioning'. I'm after something more interesting.

Any questions, please get in touch. Thanks