Need a twitter post to go viral

I am looking for someone who can make a twitter post either an image based or text post that will go viral i need to promote my services on twitter i just need the post that will go viral promoting my service sharing samples of viral posts that have gone viral in the proposal is necessary to be considered and was written by you you will need to provide me the post and necessary hashtags and any other ranking strategies that i need to use in document i just need a post