Quick logo designed for url shortening website

Information on the business: We shorten long URLs using 'kfc' as our domain name to make it sound fun and sticky.
Industry: Technology
Type of logo: Word mark + shapes
Brand name in logo: kfc.io
Ideas for the visual style: Metaphorically relating to KFC food chain restaurants but not explicit enough or be in contravene with KFC's trademark so we don't get sued
Where the design will be used: Online & possibly print
Extra notes: It supposed to be fun and a good laugh so nothing really serious and rather hilarious.

Size: 250x30px
Background: transparent
Colours: orange or red, black (see website)
Format: PNG
Detail: simple shapes preferred (can be filled with colour)
Font: funny but very readable and widely available

Ideas:

- one (could be athletic) chicken pushing our domain from right to left to squash it horizontally (pushing with wings or back showing effort taken to make it shorter)
- a gym chicken squashing kfc.io with wings (facing user, shapes of head, wings and logo in in the middle)
- a funny shape of chicken's head with our domain name
- two chickens squashing our domain name from both sides
- domain name popping out from a fast food box
- any other funny and can be easily associated with URL shortening services.
- 'kfc' could be orange and .io black color

I'm willing to add few extra £s on top of this price if a project makes me laugh & fall off my chair :)