Product descriptions copy for fashion site

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Industry: Lifestyle/Travel
Topic: clothing descriptions
Tone: Witty/Sharp
Outline & Structure: i need product descriptions copywriiting for all the latest products on my website, this is an ongoing project - a basic description already exisits for each product as per the example below, however, im looking for someone to rewrite them to include inforamtion about the products Print and other more indept details, ideally it should be written in a quirky example, See example A2 & A3.

example of current product description:
Regular Fit. The Details Include: A Scoop Neckline With Bound Edge, And Short Sleeves. Viscose 95%,Spandex 5%

A2 EXAMPLE:
"Evil Twin Night Returns Hot Short are too hot to handle! These cute cropped short shorts are blazin’ with the soft crushed velvet texture that have a little give and strech. Featuring a zipper closure and zipper front pockets that make these shorts look super seXXXy."

A3 EXAMPLE:
"Bad Vibes The Damned Velvet Corset Leggings feature a shoe lace and grommet lace up front and a super soft velvet texture. Super stretchy fabric and a high waist make this exxxtra comfy, and a cropped length in the black crushed velvet give it a dark sexy feel."



ideally will be written by someone with a keen fashion interest and is YOUNG!

a list of the products on excel and a folder of images will be supplied, each image will have the SKU as the filename so it would be simple to reference.

i require an excel file to be created with two columns: first column will be the SKU the second will be the description, i will need to see examples before the project is awarded.
Extensive research needed: no
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