Voiceover acting for a murder mystery party game - Detective Basset

We're looking for someone to record a clear voice over in the role of police detective for an upcoming new format murder mystery party game. Script is under 1000 words and in 4 distinct segments - draft copy attached for reference. It was written with a male voice in mind but happy for any gender or species(!) to apply - looking for a voice of authority, somewhat jaded, and quite hungry apparently. The audio won't be required to play the game (as the guests can read the same script for themselves) but we generally find if it's provided it does get used. Need turnaround preferably within 14 days. Samples of audio work would also be good if you have them, otherwise we may need to phone / skype audition. We're not looking to employ anyone on a PAYE basis so please only quote us if you're self employed or work through your own limited company.