Voice Acting of a Circus Announcer/Ringmaster

You know the type... top hats red jackets and quite shouty and excited.

I need the following ridiculous script acted out as a ringmaster for an introduction:

"Roll up! ROLL UP! See the breath-taking! hair-raising! death-defying!
Cower in terror as brumf-cheese the magnificent juggles with the night-fires!
Gasp in disbelief as the amazing Captain Yo-pig rides his trusty steed buffalo!
...and scream with excitement as the forest guard mar their faces in the jousting fields!
Ladies and gentlemen.... take your seats... for the King's Tournament!"

The only requirements is that it will need to be recorded to a high quality with a decent mic and must sound authentic... even through the script is tounge-in-cheek the ringmaster needs to sound enthusiastic and excited and shout out his annoucement!

It also should *not* be any longer that 30 seconds so I'm really not looking to pay a lot for this - just a bit of fun!!

The other main requirement is that it sound sound like a ringmaster. I know that sounds stupid but I don't want some bloke just reading a script....preferably an american accent... If you don't know what this man should sound like:
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120825055136/disney/images/thumb/b/b3/Ringmaster.png/500px-Ringmaster.png
Then the job's probably not for you!

To be honest I'm not sure how i'll decide to award this..

Cheers!!