Weird Orchestral Jingle Wanted

We're looking for a music producer who can produce a short jingle with orchestral music, which is around 15 - 30 seconds long, based around some weird audio clips provided by a very well-known celebrity. Looking for something upbeat, with a big sound, think Elvis 'Burning Love' with The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra.

This is just a bit of fun for social media, nothing serious. If the clip does well online then I'll probably order a few more.