Need someone to rap

Hi there. This is a very silly project. I need someone who can do a reasonable approximation of Fred Durst-style rapping to rap lyrics to the tune of Limp Bizkit's "Nookie."
I do not need any music or lyrics, just the vocals, and they must be to the tune of "Nookie" so I can sync it to the music from the song. The lyrics are changed to be about fortune cookies. Like I said, it's a silly project, but an important one!