Joomla Website Upgrades

I need the following things updates on the website - I don't know how much work is involved to carry out this task so please bid and say how much you would charge for the work rather than negative rate the job!

1. Need my wordpress blog secret-surgery.com integrated to my website with share and RSS feed options integrated
2. mozRank is 3.9 - how can i improve this - it needs to improve so i need you to tell me in the scope of work what needs doing to rise it to 5?
3. Alt tags on the 5 images on my homepage
4. Mobile website has been created - i want this linked in to the main website - with The meta viewport tag tells a mobile device how to orient a page
5. Apple icon - The iPhone and iPad both allow users to add a quick link to the desktop of their device for easy access.
6. Twitter feeds and follow us button - tweets this button on each page
7. I need website analytics loaded on and working properly
8. good conversion form - to try and improve browse to enquiry rates.
9. Youtube video embedded
10. 3rd party review websites ratings embedded
11. transfer of the website to a host as current web guy is not contactable.

Is all of this possible on my existing website? If so please send me you best fixed price, timescales, examples of previous work along with addition things you think would make the website better that i have over looked.