I need a professional writer to write an About Me page for my Website

Extensive research needed: no
Extra notes: Hello,

I need a professional writer to write the text for my about me page. I would supply you with a rough idea of what I wanted it to say and then would want you to re-write it with creativity so that it was succinct, with a touch of humour and basically to project a personable, competent and professional person.
If this is you...then please get in touch.If you have an example of your writing skills that would be great!