I need 250 Jokes!

I need 250 Jokes! They must be provided back to me on a templated XLS sheet (which I can provide). I want 5 jokes on specific animals or subjects. So 50 x 5 = 250. I will provide the list of subjects to you at start of project. These are allowed to be openly sourced material but must not be offensive or upsetting. They just need to be funny. I want these to be British English and not American and fully spellchecked.

If this goes well, I will see if my client will allow more.