I have 8 small adverts to create for Magento site which need to be done fast!

I have 8 small adverts to create for Magento site which need to be done in the style of our webshop in France. They must be inserted into the homepage and in the right column of each other page. Links must be created for each image to go to a CMS page /remises_offres
This is urgent as we intend to go live at the end of the week!
These are the texts for each ad.

Remise première commande
Offre de bienvenue : 5 % offerts pour votre première commande. Pas de minimum !
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Club, Association, Centre de loisir, Mairie
Remise 10%
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Frais de port offert
Pour toute commandes supérieure à 59€
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Remise par montant total de commande
jusqu’à 20% DE REMISE SUPPLEMENTAIRE !
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Remise par quantité
Sur de nombreux articles,
des remises jusqu’à 50%
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Envoie Rapide 24h/48h
Chronopost, So-Colissimo
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DVD du champion du monde
Offert avec chaque achat diabolo de 25€ ou plus

Translated:

First order discount
Welcome Offer: 5% available for your first order. No Minimum!
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Club, Association, Recreation Center, Town Hall
10% discount
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Free shipping
For orders above 59 €
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Discount by Total Control
Up to 20% ADDITIONAL DISCOUNT!
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Quantity discount
In many articles,
discounts up to 50%
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Send Fast 24h/48h
Chronopost-So Colissimo
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DVD World Champion
Offered with every purchase of 25 € or diabolo more