Erotic book cover plus+

This is a small job.

The Context: My girlfriend, after the hype read 50 shades of grey and complained about how bad it was. In fact she couldn't find an erotic book that worked for her so I set to work writing her one. It's first draft of about 120 pages is complete and now into a rewrite phase.

The Brief:

- I need an A5 cover designed. Free design only specifics are it must include a picture (taken from a photo of a tattoo of mine, a duck with an S in it (Girlfriends initial being S and her second name relates to ducks) and the title 'Oh No'

- The inside author photo. A photoshopped, combination of a pictures including me and picture of a rabbit mask on a free designed background and a (created by you) sign the says 'Pervert eggsack'

The Catch: This book will not be reproduced except ONE copy given to my girlfriend. (no selling as ebook on amazon etc) One copy, digital content will then be deleted.

Catch 1: Budget is only £100
Catch 2: Pictures for author photo include obstructed nudity
Catch 3. The work MUST be confidential, not published in portfolios/websites etc.
The motivation: I think this is romantic and it's nearly Valentine’s Day. It won't be ready for Valentine’s Day, but still.

Time Frame: By the Summer