Need someone to teach me Adobe Analytics (site catalyst)

I have had to start using Adobe Analytics as part of my job and don't know much about it. I can do a lot of the reports, but am looking for someone who has access to Adobe Analytics to walk through and explain the reports, admin section, features, implementation.

The most important thing is implementation. I need to now how to set it up, tagging, setting up variables, evars, props and setting up with paid campaigns using adwords.

Pretty much everything you can do with it. I am willing to do these in a few sessions and I some of it (the reporting) may be quick anyway.
Because of security reasons, I can't access from home that's why I'm hoping someone has access to it that I can see via teamviewer or similar or even create a video showing how to do certain tasks.
We don't have any access to other adobe programs like discover etc, although it would be useful to know what and when I'd need this and the limitations of Adobe Analytics.