Father's Day design

Design details: I need a design for a "Fathers Day" flag. The content would be something with a reclining "father" - in either hammock or lounger chair, a glass or wine in hand, a thrown a paper aeroplane in a loop, and maybe a sausage on the end of a fork, not forgetting the obligatory set of golf clubs, and of course "Happy Fathers' Day!" somewhere too. The design will be used on a 5x3ft / 152x91cm flag so needs to be in proportion to that. Ideally supplied as a cmyk vector (and preferably delivered today or tomorrow).
Ideas for the visual style: Clean, simple, humorous design
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