I NEED A CANVAS/POSTER DESIGNED FOR A 21ST BIRTHDAY GIFT

I'm not sure if this fits into the sub-cat of graphic design but was forced into choosing one, so here goes:

I'm interested in getting a framed canvas/poster type picture for my son's 21st birthday. I want an actual piece of work, not a file, as I have no means of printing. I would need to receive it by Thursday 23rd February at the latest in order to gift it at the party on Friday 24th February.

My son is very much into vinyl records and guitars so my idea was to make it like a record with a birthday message making up the middle label with circles around comprising of words and phrases that we have chosen to either describe him and his interests or invoke memories from his first 21 years. These phrases could maybe be separated using bullet points between each one or different fonts, font sizes or font colours etc.

I have compiled a word doc showing text for the centre 'label' and a list of 110 phrases (230 words total) of what might run in circles around the outside to create the main body of the 'record', I will upload below. (Sadly I am pretty much computer illiterate so it's just billed as New Microsoft Word Document, sorry, hope you can access it)

His music interests are mainly from Foo Fighters/Metallica genre if that assists with colours used maybe?

I want the words to be big enough to read (obviously) but don't want the overall finished project to be cumbersome. Would it work on actual 12 inch record size or would it need to be a bit bigger to be legible?

I want to frame the finished article, would be fantastic if this could be an over the counter frame at home type thing!! As I'm sure you know, professional framing is expensive!

I am based near Ballymena in Northern Ireland.