Design a doubled sided flyer, say 6x8 that folds

Information for the business: Coworking and Technology
Industry: Technology
Design details: Hi we need a flyer to hand out, actually to fold and put on seats at an event to tell people about our new 1G fiber internet. It's for tech people, so needs to be cheeky, or funny or a bit irreverent maybe. We've got company colors, logo etc.. so the design is not the first priority as i'm sure you'll see exactly our look and feel from our website and brochure. My question, are you able to help with what we put on the card? Content? I have written notes on a word document to provide the type of message and content, but i need help writing it in a flyer style.
Target audience: Tech people
Number of pages needed: 1
Content on the front/back side and body: I'll provide logos etc..
Ideas for the visual style: no, i'm looking for ideas
Preferred colors: See our site and uploaded brochure
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