Creative CV + beer coasters!

Design details: 1 CV that can be printed out to resemble a poster

4 beer coasters of typical coaster size which is 4 x 4 inches. I need them printed front and back and sandwiched between cardboard as to resemble a real beer coaster.
Content on the front/back side and body: Title and photo on one side and blurb on other - i will supply
Ideas for the visual style: Rock and roll - craft beer coasters
Preferred colors: Please refer to Brewdog style - font & colours
Extra notes: Hello,
I put an ad up for someone to re-design my CV, but the brief has changed. I now need two things:
(1) re-designed CV which is geared toward a specific company, using the colours and font style
(2) Four beer coasters. These coasters would have a designed front & back, sandwiching a piece of cardboard so as to resemble a beer coaster.

I will provide content for the beer coasters which will include a blurb for one side an a picture of me for the other. I will also provide the CV in Word.

I do not want the CV to look typical, rather it would be great if it could look more like a poster

The tricky thing is that the coasters + CV need to be created and delivered within 8 days. I would expect you to assemble the coasters so experience actually creating collateral is required.

Happy to jump on a Skype call to discuss in detail so we can move ahead quickly. Thanks.