An animated Adult Banner

Its Jeremy here I am interested in getting some banner ads designed for an adult dating site (slapperfinder.com)

I have enclosed a few examples of what I am looking for from the competitions ads, as you can see I am after an explicit animated cartoon banner that will make people laugh and hence get a good click through rate from the impressions I pay for on adult tube sites.

With regards to size:

Can it be 950x250 pixels Supported file types: .GIF .JPG .PNG and no more then 300KB in file size

With regards to wording I'll let you know what I want.

Can you let me know if you can help me and if so the cost and how long it will take you to complete the banner ad please?

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Cheers
Jeremy

P.S Can you send me a contact phone number or e-mail cheers