3 x Beer Pump Clip Designed (Can you print too?)

Information for the business: Occasion
Design details: As a surprise for an upcoming birthday occasion I need 3 x beer pump clips designing by a graphic designer. For those not familiar with pump clips, please see:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pump+clips&safe=off&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=_LTZUub8CIeihgefcg&ved=0CDAQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=675

Downloadable examples: http://www.rebellionbeer.co.uk/beers/download-pump-clips.aspx

They display information about the beer - namely the brewery, beer name etc. Beers are often named humorously; 'tongue in cheek' and this is certainly the theme I want to go for. It's for a 50th birthday so I am formulating a few names and ideas poking fun at age and using old photographs etc. I'm looking to maintain a reasonably traditional style in design.

If you can knock up 3 different designs to specification, a portfolio I can view - and your price isn't too expensive, I will certainly consider you! If you are a Real Ale drinker, you may be an ideal fit! If you can get these printed too - please stipulate in your bid and price accordingly including UK mainland delivery, Ideally they need to be printed on a plastic of some description (but not laminated paper)

Any questions let me know!
Ideas for the visual style: Traditional / Illustrative
Things to avoid: Contemporary
Urls to draw inspiration from: http://www.rebellionbeer.co.uk/beers/download-pump-clips.aspx
Where the design will be used: Beer Pumps
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