Illustration for a Christmas Card

We are looking for an illustration to fit an A4 folded to A5 landscape Christmas card in a comical style. The company has the initials, STF, so we would like these letters in bold and christmassy at the top, large across the top, and with snow on!
Underneath this it should say 'Santa's Trust Fund'. The image should depict those office trust exercises when you are asked to fall backwards in to the arms of your colleagues as they will catch you (or not as the case may be!). Big fat, Santa is falling backwards in to the arms of the little elves. His face is pensive and maybe a little worried, the elves are terrified and about to get squashed, though there are a lot of them. If the scene can also say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year it would be perfect.

This is a very urgent project and must be carried out by freelancers from the UK only. Please don't apply if you are not in the UK.