I need one or two elaborate caricature drawings

The caricature photo would have five figures:

1) Book Author Alan Roger Currie with a sly, seductive smirk on his face in the middle of four attractive, sexy women; He would be wearing a black mock turtleneck, black slacks, black shoes, and charcoal grey sport coat. His hands and arms can be crossed, to the side, or wrapped around the waists of Girl #3 and Girl #4

2) An attractive, shapely woman with a form fitting t-shirt on that says "Rejecter"; She's reading a copy of Currie's "Upfront and Straightforward" book with her right hand, and giving Currie a "talk to the hand" gesture with her left hand

3) Another attractive, shapely woman with a form-fitting t-shirt on that says "Reciprocator"; She's reading a copy of Currie's "Mode One" book with her right hand, and she looks to be grabbing Currie's butt with her left hand

4) Another attractive, shapely woman with a form fitting t-shirt on that says "Pretender"; She's reading a copy of Currie's "Oooooh . . . Say it Again" book with her left hand, and has her right hand inside her unzipped pants and panties as if she is playing with herself (i.e., masturbating)

5) The fourth and final attractive, shapely woman with a form fitting t-shirt that says, "Timewaster"; She's reading a copy of Currie's "The Possibility of Sex" with her left hand, and has a cigarrette lighter in her right hand as if she is ready to light the book on fire and burn it

The background can be a silhouette of a) Los Angeles to the left, b)NYC in the middle, and c) London or Paris to the right

Here are copies of all of my books: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Alan-Roger-Currie/e/B002BLQ9Q0/
or
http://www.amazon.com/Alan-Roger-Currie/e/B002BLQ9Q0/