I need a fun, entertaining children’s/family height chart designed ready for print

I need a children’s/family height chart designed ready for print. The height chart will be approximately 230cm x 25cm.

My height chart will be similar to the height chart listed on Amazon below, however the height increments will be completely different and far more entertaining:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Height-Chart-poster-family-children/dp/B00440TSEG/

I already have the 200 height increments recorded, some examples of these are below. I will send these all to you on a spread sheet should I select you for this job.

9cm - Length of the longest human nose
28cm - Wing span of the world's largest butterfly
78cm - The length of five £50 notes laid end to end
124cm - The world's largest Jaffa cake
175cm – Einstein

Header section of height chart:
The header section of the height chart needs a title and a description, similar to the product on Amazon. I haven’t thought of a name for the chart yet, please let me know of any names you can think of?

Height increments:
In the white space (where the text for the 'thing' is shorter) I want you to add images of some of the things listed on the chart. All of the things should be in varied fonts, like the product on Amazon.

Bottom of the height chart:
Underneath the shortest increment I want to have a gap with text saying something along the lines of ‘Feel free to trim the bottom heights off your height chart to fit snug over your skirting board’. I would want some sort of scissor cut symbol and line too. I would also need a barcode added to this section, which I will supply to you.

Overall, I am looking to create an extremely aesthetically pleasing, colourful and fun product aimed at children. Please give me examples of any similar work you have done and let me know what additional ideas you have for this chart to really bring it to life? Also let me know how soon you can complete this project?