Horrors of 2016 Post-Apocalyptic Cartoon

Information for the business: TShirts
Industry: Art and Design
Design details: Hello!
I would like you to create a cartoon celebrating the horrors of 2016, I intend to print onto a tshirt so it should feature prominently, the words 'I SURVIVED 2016'.
I am picturing a busy post apocalyptic landscape where Trump, Bowie, Farage, Brexit, Harambe (plus others) are fighting it out. The cartoon should be funny, but not gorey or in any way non-family friendly (people should be happy to wear to Christmas Dinner). Happy for there to be clear 'sides' - Bowie, Prince, Harambe, Mary Berry - the good guys, Trump, Farage, Paul Hollywood, Michael Gove - the bad guys, but it shouldn't be any more political than that.
Target audience: Cartoonists, Illustrators
Messages to communicate through the design: 'I SURVIVED 2016' - the year has been an absolute battle
Ideas for the visual style: Cartoon figures having a pitch battle in a post apocalyptic wasteland with the words 'I SURVIVED 2016' above/below/at the centre
Things to avoid: References to the migrant crisis or isis, as well as anything else unpleasant.
Extra notes: http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/ - inspiration, not as gorey but the kind of level of humour we're going for!