Carton drawing of a single house with multiple rooms

I’d like a cartoon house drawn based on a real house /garden, packed with people (and dog!) in scenarios below:
Cloud above house with older man with glasses and a big belly sat on it, a box of woodbine cigarettes and a bottle of whisky, steering the cloud as though its a car with a red ‘L’ plate hanging on the cloud. A robin bird somewhere on/near the cloud, and a dog.
An older quite round but short lady with dark brown short curly hair sat in front of the fire knitting, with a big box of chocolates falling out of her bag of wool, and her waving away a bad fart smell. A lady with blonde shoulder length hair is sat with her pouring triple Gins & slating the world of men whilst still flicking through a wedding magazine and multi tasking on her mobile phone. A pile of children’s laundry (red & grey jumpers and trousers) next to her to be sorted.
A large-ish man in mechanics clothes & a flat cap on in the garage laid under a campervan propped up on bricks welding underneath with a can of beer next to him while a young boy of 3 next to him starts welding & melting his Lego car also propped up on Lego bricks, with a can of sprite and a pile of toy dinosaurs next to him
A huge white motorhome parked next to house as is a Range Rover and 2electric bikes with a storage box nearby overflowing with electrical items labelled ‘world class gadgets’
A lady with long dark hair slamming a bedroom door upstairs in annoyance and spilling a giant mug of tea everywhere whilst balancing a towering pile of school text books and pens.
A 10 yr old girl with glasses using a sewing machine in another upstairs room, stitching her hand accidentally as she is distracted by also trying to read a story book called ‘how to persuade grandma to capture a fairy’
A 7 yr old boy dressed as where’s wally in the garden building a den out of sticks to hide in. With a slightly older boy wearing wellington boots & shorts is setting a bonfire alight with a box of matches and a petrol can at the other side of the den -looking like it will end in disaster
An older man in the upstairs bedroom very smart in a shirt & tie but with dishevelled brown hair drinking chateauneuf de pap red wine straight from the bottle with another one tuck led under his arm, with large headphones on playing a Fairport Convention track whilst researching ‘how to evict the family even when they no longer live with you’ on Google on a laptop
In same bedroom a lady with brown curly shoulder length hair is sat in the middle of the bed writing a list of birds down in a notebook with a pile of bird, wildlife and flower books around her and watching 3 girls dance in ballet clothes, the oldest with very long blonde hair wearing purple tutu and eating a bacon sandwich, the 2nd with midlength blonde hair in a pink tutu idolising the 1st but dancing beautifully, but with earphones in listening to tchaikovski swan lake, the 3rd in red with waist length dark blonde hair & a bobble hat giggling too much to dance
An 18month old girl with short brown hair should be stood on the bed next to the lady amongst all the books hitting her on the head with a wooden spoon & shouting marmite. A slightly older darker skinned boy sits and watches her in horror!
A couple in kitchen wearing t-shirts with All Sudz logos, the lady is opening a bottle of beer for her husband laughing whilst the man gropes her breast & he pats black dog as it tries to lick his crotch. At same time a tall broad man hasn’t noticed what is going on and is trying to show the husband how to wire a plug but is struggling to join the wires
Also in kitchen is a man asleep from too much drink under the table, wearing flip flops, his head on a rugby ball, an empty beer in his hand and red wine and food split down his t- shirt. A blonde lady sat to one side amused that he is asleep with a huge bag of Dorito crisps next to her, covered in crisps and a bottle of chateauneuf de pap red wine next to her and a set of Aston Martin car keys.
In conservatory 2 boys 13 & 10 wearing full football kits incl muddy football boots resting their feet on the coffeetable playing a games console & drinking coke but trying to hide the fact they are by covering up the wires with school text books. Four smitten girls are half hiding while they croon over the two boys.
A family are trying to call from a garden in New Zealand, a lady is dressed in an African style dress and is pulling vegetables out of the garden and throwing them angrily at the man, the man is looking very stressed and is putting pizza into outdoor pizza oven as his blonde daughter of 2 yrs is shouting ‘I like to move it move it’ into the phone and a boy of 5 dressed in chefs clothes chopping veg

Pls show examples of style and whether you’d produce in black/white or colour, and size. I’d like to print A3 so detail can be seen but open to suggestions.

Pls note needs to be complete Wed night however as an absolute immovable deadline!