I need an expert ebook designer/creator

Design details: Hi all,

I have two ebooks which I need artwork and visual editing for. They're fairly simple, both Word documents, one is 10 pages, the other will be about 40-50 when I finish it later today and now I need a genius in the field of ebook design to turn them into the greatest looking ebooks ever created. Are you up to the challenge?

The first book is 10 tricks/tools/tips to implement to make 2016 the reader's best year yet, the year they finally start working towards their dreams.
The second is Insider Celebrity Weight loss Secrets detailing the tricks celebs use to bounce back from pregnancy and roles demanding excess weight gain.

I'm open to suggestions on the names. They are literally just text, calibri sized 11 at the moment and I really want them to be engaging and attractive with colours, images, interesting fonts, bold headings, you know what I mean.

The deadline is Sunday, 6pm GMT and I'd like to see the design suggestions at least a day before to make any changes necessary.

I would like to see examples of previous work similar to this job, basically any ebooks you've created previously.

Please start your response with 'I am hungry for life' so I know you've read the brief.

Many thanks!

Lee
Ideas for the visual style: No idea, if I knew I'd do it myself :)
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