Create a table talker design for a new alcoholic squirty cream

We are launching a new product into the UK market which is a range of flavoured alcohol infused "squirty" creams which will be sold via coffee shops, bars, nighclubs and restaurants.
I wish to get some table talkers printed which are triangular (3 sides 99mm x 210mm) which in a comic manner illustrate the product and it's applications. I have hi-res images of the product cans in 4 flavours and have thought that developing a "face" on the lid of each can and adding "stick" arms and legs it would be possible to utilise the products as characters. For example, a caramel flavoured squirty cream applied onto say a slice of apple pie could have a caramel flavoured "character can" chasing it with a spoon. On th esame side could be a Mint flavoured can with a big grinning face chasing a cookie with mint cream on it, and so on.
I see each of the three sides having 4 character cans, 4 "serving suggestions" and a slogan such as "for the devil in you" or such like.
Timetable - asap and urgent!
Attachment gives you an idea of the can images