Could you turn an envelope into a sax symbol?

Num. of words: 500 x many
Website url: www.simply-envelopes.co.uk
Tone: Other
Outline & Structure: Tone = Other, meaning all of the above but that was not an option.......


People search online in the UK for Handbags roughly 40,000 times per month.

Sex roughly 300,000 times a month.

Envelopes less than 7,000 times a month.

So what business are we in?

We are one of the world's leading specialists in the field of envelope and postal packaging.

We sell online and off but one of the most challenging things is to find stuff to write about our huge range of envelopes in a professional, meaningful and informative way, without becoming boring, repetitive and insane in the process.

One of the things any good web-content writer will know is that their text has to be SEO-friendly and one of the slightly surprising recurring aspects of people's searches related to envelopes is about size. Size of an envelope - no less !

Does Size Matter? With envelopes, it seems Yes !

So I am looking for that Special Someone who can find relevant, interesting and accurate words to write about envelope sizes, in an exciting and stimulating way, not to mention grammaticcccallllly correct, with the intention that we would compile several different pages of content about not only every actual envelope size imaginable but also those sizes of envelope that people never even dreamed off, in every shape and form.

Not only that but I feel that this special person would ideally be able to turn that dream into some form of graphic and artistic representation, such that each of the sizes of envelope you have ever imagined could be presented in both pictorial and narrative form, so as to excite the minds of just about any person who is searching the internet, to turn that fantasy envelope into reality.

If you think you have the skills and drive to turn this project into something stimulating, then please contact me and we can explore things further.

If not, please feel free to buy our envelopes.


Extra notes:

In answer to an immediate question from a potential provider of this service, asking for specifics, my answer is as follows:

I need someone to write prolifically and prosaically about the various shapes, sizes and dimensions of every envelope and postal product we offer for sale on our website, with graphic illustrations about each and every combination - or at least every popular size and style - in a form that would both entertain and inform the reader, and hopefully the writer, and at the same time fulfill all the necessary criteria for SEO, yet provide useful, informative, accurate and correct, if the two are different, technical information and detail in a varied form that could be applied to many different pages and potentially different websites.

In the end find as much to say and show about the size of an envelope as humanly possible, without allowing anyone to fall asleep in the process.

Even more specifically, for starters, in the top 100 searches relating to the keyword 'envelopes' there are the following 28 popular keyword searches that relate in some way to the size of an envelope:

envelope sizes
c5 envelope
dl envelope size
c5 envelope size
a5 envelopes
c5 envelopes
c4 envelope
c6 envelope
a4 envelope size
a5 envelope size
a6 envelopes
dl envelope
dl envelopes
envelopes sizes
envelopes uk
small envelopes
c4 envelope size
c4 envelopes
c6 envelopes
a4 envelope
a4 envelopes
a5 envelope
c7 envelopes
c6 envelope size
large envelope postage
small cellophane bags
a3 envelopes
a7 envelopes

That means roughly 25% of the most popular search terms about envelopes relates in some way to size would you believe !

Therefore I wish to try to capitalize on this by having a separate url page for each of these search terms within our existing websites.

Since we have a few UK websites and anyone would know that content needs to be unique, that means I need about 100 individual and unique pieces of content about various sizes of an envelope.

Plus I wish to supplement the words with some graphic illustration depicting at least each of the UK industry standard sizes of an envelope, plus perhaps the different styles of flap, seal, seam ,etc. This graphic, though, could potentially be repeated on each page, rather than needing to be unique like the textual content.