Catalogue text for exhibition

I organise Susak expo, an international art biennale on the island of Susak in Croatia. This will be the 4th biennale (it started in 2006). The aim of Susak expo is to organise these grand sounding exhibition in one of the remotest Adriatic islands (200 inhabitants). There usually is an advert on Frieze and a catalogue is produced. I would like a text written to go in the catalogue. I would supply you with text (badly written by me) and you would also be able to ask me questions about the expo (this years's theme is TRANSLATION/CHANGE/MUTATION) and I'm looking for someone who could transform it (and also add to it) into something much more arty and pretentious that would sit well in a Tate Modern or MOMA catalogue.
So basically I would like something that is [pretentious/high brow/philosophical/fine-arty] but also [interesting/informative/meaningful].
Is this possible? maybe not.

here are a few links that might show you what I'm up to so that you can see where I'm coming from:
http://vimeo.com/38731583
http://vimeo.com/19025556
www.susakpress.com
www.susakexpo.org

all the best, Daniel.