Need 2 laptops to be repaired - London

You need to go home load reformat the computer say you are from the data centre Llyods tsb , I work here in newyork office , so that they know you are the right person , and kindly install it , i will pay you the train fare + your fees to be fixed this saturday please be at home by fixing an appoint ment with my wife , reformat the system and load windows xp and the microsoft packgae like word,excel and powerpoint