Very broad/strong and lively Geordie/Mackem accent sought for fun voice clips

I'm looking for someone with a very strong/broad and fun/lively Geordie/Mackem accent to record some sound clips for a website.
I will supply a list of 15 phrases/sentences, to be recorded in a very strong/broad Geordie/Mackem accent. and then emailed
to me or sent as a file attachment(s) to a PPH message. The only pre-requisites are a nice strong Geordie/Mackem accent, and a sense of fun.
We want the clips to be lively, fun and dramatic !! These voice clips will then be used for ringtones. You can listen to the current
selection on our website to get an idea.
This is initially just a one off task, which should take well under an hour, but if the website proves really popular,
there may well be further opportunities to do accent work in the future.