Phoenix - Your AI Assistant6 x 800 Word Humorous Blog Posts About Plants
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Experience Level: Intermediate
Estimated project duration: 1 day or less
Num. of words: 800
Information for the blog/website: Funny Blog Post About Plants
Tone: Humorous
Outline & Structure: Hi, we have an online store which sells indoor plants and we are looking for a really funny writer to create some blog posts (listacles) about plants.
The post topics are:
1) 10 Plants that can survive a house party - Robust/Low Maintenance Plants
2) 5 plants that make your poo smell sweeter - Air Purifying Plants
3) 5 plants your mum will love for Mothers Day - Flowering plants
4) 7 Plants your boyfriend cant kill - Robust/Low Maintenance Plants
5) 10 Plants your dog will love - Robust/Low Maintenance Plants
6) 8 Plants that are virtually impossible to kill- Robust/Low Maintenance Plants
You will be given the list of plants to include, information about them....
We are looking for an average of 100 word for each plant discussed
Tone: This must be very funny but also geared towards selling our plants
Audience: 25 to 35 year old women
Required Format: Word Document - Clear Headings (Both H1 & H2)
Ideal turnaround time 1 day.
Extra notes:
Information for the blog/website: Funny Blog Post About Plants
Tone: Humorous
Outline & Structure: Hi, we have an online store which sells indoor plants and we are looking for a really funny writer to create some blog posts (listacles) about plants.
The post topics are:
1) 10 Plants that can survive a house party - Robust/Low Maintenance Plants
2) 5 plants that make your poo smell sweeter - Air Purifying Plants
3) 5 plants your mum will love for Mothers Day - Flowering plants
4) 7 Plants your boyfriend cant kill - Robust/Low Maintenance Plants
5) 10 Plants your dog will love - Robust/Low Maintenance Plants
6) 8 Plants that are virtually impossible to kill- Robust/Low Maintenance Plants
You will be given the list of plants to include, information about them....
We are looking for an average of 100 word for each plant discussed
Tone: This must be very funny but also geared towards selling our plants
Audience: 25 to 35 year old women
Required Format: Word Document - Clear Headings (Both H1 & H2)
Ideal turnaround time 1 day.
Extra notes:
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Are you looking for chuckles or belly laughs?
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Under £30 for 800 words and 24 hour turnaround? Would you like the moon on a stick with this also?
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I calculated the number of plants and if there will be 100 words for each one listed - that will make it over 800 words - it will be 4500. I'm not quite sure if you stated the overall number of words correctly - or do you want just the 800 words (8 plants) submitted each day?
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Wiggle room on that budget? It isn't quite intermediate... and you are seriously wanting all in one day? That automatically warrants an expert rate.
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£26 per 800 words? That's ENTRY.