30 quick sketches/illustrations needed for a book for my girlfriend.

I am looking to make my partner a book of the funny quotes we've said during our relationship. Therefore, I need 30 very quick hand-drawn sketches which illustrate some of the quotes. They don't have to be perfect (black and white pencil is fine, may a hint of colour if you want), but obviously must convey the sentiment, by someone with good artistic talent! I have written what I need in each drawing here in the attached text file.

I am looking to arrange them into this self-edited book at Blurb (size: Small Square, unless you recommend otherwise): http://www.blurb.co.uk/make-books

I plan to write words underneath with the quotes they reference, or alternatively put text on the drawing, whatever works best. I am able to crop the images myself if I need to, and put text on myself too if needs be.

TIMESCALE: As soon as possible! I need to make the book by 3rd March, so the sooner the better!

OUTPUT: I will need the electronic copies of the sketches to conform to these criteria from Blurb: http://blurb.custhelp.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/78/

NOTE: I have 20 more sketches that I may need, but they are based on more "risque" quotes, of a more mature/adult nature. If you are ok with this, we can discuss getting these done too. If not, it doesn't matter.