100 short birthday messages

Num. of words: 20
Topic: birthdays
Tone: Informal/Casual
Extensive research needed: no
Extra notes: I am looking for someone to write 100 short "hallmark-esqu" messages in the theme of birthdays. Examples:
- A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip
- Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself
- Hope lovely surprises are coming your way to make your birthday a wonderful day

This would have to be original (not copied and pasted from a website). There would be a variety of funny and thoughtful messages.

If all is good, I would have quite a few more jobs like this.

Would be happy with around 20 words per message, give or take.