Humourous, witty and rude greeting card copywriter

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Edward M.Caleb S.Claire C.David W.Kieran B. + 31 others have already sent a proposal.
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Description

Experience Level: Expert
Estimated Job duration: 3 - 4 weeks
Kind of writing: Humor
Num. of words: 5-12
Topic: Movie slogan greeting cards
Tone: Witty/Sharp
Extensive research needed: yes
Extra notes: Looking for an edgy, sharp, witty, sarcastic and humourous copywriter to tweak/edit a current range of movie greeting cards and come up with 8-10 unique messages.

The cards messaging has to be short, sharp, humourous and be film/movie related. Hyperbole - the quotes that are used on posters, trailers etc to promote a film is a route we're interested in possibly persuing, at least for some of the cards.

The messaging will include giving gifts or lack off, money, rude, rubbish card, age related and be birthday themed.

You should have a love for movies and film.

Here is a link to our current offering. The card designs are unique and were well received but the slogans weren't strong enough. Looking for a fresh pair of eyes to make them a Blockbuster range! http://www.cardelicious.com/index.php?page=collection&collection=1&cid=59

I also, have a range of other slogans that I need tweaking/editing or dismissing. These I will send to select candidates for suggestions.

When sending a proposal, show me how witty you really are! Tweak one of the cards below to make it sharper, ruder or funnier. And send a unique message of your own. IMPORTANT: All our cards are blank inside. So messaging has to be contained of the front page.

This will help with my decision making.

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