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    Make your customers laugh or cry or change their lives with an emotive article

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    What you get with this Offer

    Writing is the new rock and roll and you could be the next big thing.

    From the simplest of ideas, I will create sparkling text to tickle, challenge and move your readers.

    Anyone can write a blog, but it takes talent to have your customers snorting costa coffee through their nostrils during the morning I-pad session.

    For your money, you'll get my undivided attention from the first brief until the finished stunning article.

    There's no real fixed length for your article, but they tend to average about 300 words... although if you need something longer we can chat.

    Get more with Offer Add-ons

    • I can deliver all work in 1 working day
      +$13

    What the Freelancer needs to start the work

    A few words are all I need to get cracking...

    Reviews (296)

    • 01 Jun 2022 Yellowtail Invest AB
      Yellowtail Invest AB
      Stockholm, Sweden

      Great dude. Great work.

    • 01 Jun 2022 Pei C.
      Pei C.
      London, United Kingdom

      THANKS!

    • 16 May 2022 Pei C.
      Pei C.
      London, United Kingdom

      Another great work done! Big thanks!

    • 19 Apr 2022 Pei C.
      Pei C.
      London, United Kingdom

      THANK YOU SO MUCH, NEIL! LOOKING FORWARD TO WORK WITH YOU FOR THE NEXT JOB!

    • 17 Apr 2022 Pei C.
      Pei C.
      London, United Kingdom

      Neil did a great job as always! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!

    • 12 Apr 2022 Biljana J.
      Biljana J.
      Chatswood, Australia

      Great article, i love his style, thanks so much

    • 04 Apr 2022 Yellowtail Invest AB
      Yellowtail Invest AB
      Stockholm, Sweden

      Great guy! Great knowledge! Best buy!

    • 31 Mar 2022 Pei C.
      Pei C.
      London, United Kingdom

      GREAT WORK AGAIN! BIG THANKS, NEIL!

    • 07 Feb 2022 Debbie D.
      Debbie D.
      Gillingham, United Kingdom

      Excellent again requires minimal info to create a great piece

    • 13 Jan 2022 Pei C.
      Pei C.
      London, United Kingdom

      Neil did a great job again! Thank you so much! Can't wait to work with you again:-)

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    • Sales 225
    • 215
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    Neil C.
    Neil C.
    TOPCERT Wordsmith / Journalist / Screenwriter / Social Media Master / Ghostwriter / Creative Genius / Pitch Writer

    Ace of most trades, Jack of some... Thanks for spending time with me. You'll want the facts first. I am a writer, a multi-published NCTJ qualified journalist, travel...Read moreAce of most trades, Jack of some...

    Thanks for spending time with me.

    You'll want the facts first.

    I am a writer, a multi-published NCTJ qualified journalist, travel writer, award-winning screenwriter and all round textual exemplar.

    This is what I do...

    Craft effective, striking and engaging copy to nudge your numbers up.

    Improve your existing text by taking my copy-chainsaw and cutting out the rot.

    Forge product descriptions, product names and brand identities loud enough to last lifetimes.

    Take your audience by the throat and hold them up against the wall. Or... take them so far out of the box they'll forget there ever was one.

    We all have gifts, putting words in order is mine.

    I am a multi-published writer from Chap Magazine to Space Monsters. I also write a geek-chic blog and dabble in the crypto-markets. I've written an award-winning short film and my first sitcom is now in the hands of one of the UK's top production companies. (There's talk of a six-part series...)

    I've written copy for thousands of websites, from 'Mom-and-Pop-one-man-bands' to 'Fortune 500s'. To date, my crowdfunding pitches have raised over £1.000,000 (and rising). I've written 'about us' pages, mission statements, restaurant reviews, product descriptions, advice for top-flight CEOs, video game stories, comic books and pretty much everything you can think of.

    I don't ask much and am looking for reasonably paid creative work.

    If you're looking for witty text to enthuse and entice, then pour yourself a cuppa because you've found your man.

    Area Covered:

    Tech: A.I. - Machine Learning - VR, AR and Mixed Reality - Drone Tech - 3d Printing and Fast Prototyping - Defence - Components - Gaming - IOT

    Finance: Fintech - Crypto/Blockchain - SAAS - Payments - APIs - Esoterics - IFA -

    Personal Development: Coaching - Counselling - Wellness - Self-help

    Gaming: Board Gaming - CCGs - Video gaming - Retro – MMOs – Testing – Rules / Flavour Text – Narrative

    Crowdfunding: Kickstarter - IndieGoGo – Go Fund Me – Growth deck – Seedrs – CrowdCube – Patreon – TeeSpring

    I also have specialist knowledge in youth & popular culture, music, musical instruments, arts, films, collecting, entrepreneurial flair, games, events, relationships, secret societies, blockchain and crowdfunding.

    I've worked in creative fields from the age of 17... from promoting to writing and pretty much everything else.

    I am as yet undefeated by Adobe software and I'm a dab hand at Cubase and Final Cut / Draft and Sony Vegas too...

    United Kingdom
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