- City of Westminster, GB
- £7 /hr
- Available now
Yeah, yeah, you got me, I just cut and paste bits of my cv and other resumes into these sections to get set up. I'll get around to the fluff later, but for now this rathermore...Yeah, yeah, you got me, I just cut and paste bits of my cv and other resumes into these sections to get set up. I'll get around to the fluff later, but for now this rather long winded account sums up my history.
Okay, a thumbnail sketch would be - devilishly handsome, good at graphics and animation, plus a familiarity with most of the proprietary software out there. My claim to fame is pretty impressive too; it's somewhere near the bottom of the following yawnfest -
Areas Of Expertise:
Full Microsoft Office suite including MS Access advanced level, MS PowerPoint and MS Project.
Ulead Video Studio, Vegas Movie Studio, Daz Studio.
Pay Plan, Bonus and Remunaration - planning, implementation and management.
British Telecom, Civil Service (Exchequor and Audit)
Management of diversely skilled teams (technical/IT, Graphic Design/Bid Support, Building Services/Estates Management groups). Implementation of major projects. Experienced dealing with all levels of management up to Director Level. Team recruit and build skills.
Business Planning and Sales Forecasting. Pay Plan and Compensation Systems - Development and Implementation. Database Development, Migration and Management. All aspects of information, management, executive and Directorial reporting. Specialist knowledge in areas of Customer Satisfaction and Contract Service Levels (Communications Management solutions). Property Estates management experience.
Animation and Movie making.
Claim to Fame
I was once offered the job of animating an entire Uwe Boll movie - I declined ;)
Area Covered: Global
Work Experience Summary: Presently: Took early retirement to become a gentleman of leisure.
IT Reporting/Systems Consultant (2005-2008)
In 2005 I took the early retirement package offered by BT to work freelance, wishing to focus more on IT applications and systems development, in this role I continued to provide consultancy services to BT Global Solutions, helping to standardise capture and processing of Sales, Contract and Service Management data. This involved liaising with senior management and accounting teams to establish protocols for reporting of core business data, and the development of systems to automate calculation of Sales Team remuneration.
BT Global Solutions Senior Pay Plan Manager (1997-2005).
Responsibilities – development of Pay Plan and Reward Framework for Sales, Managerial, Technical and Operational teams within BT Global Solutions (5,000 individuals – Europe, Asia Pacific, Americas and UK), included ownership, management and development of systems supporting all Pay and Bonus Plans, documentation and communication policy, management of inter-country variances in internal policy and law relating to remuneration and business objectives.
BT Various (1986-1997)
Estates Management/Information Reporting/UNIX-SQL ORACLE database reporting and maintenance. I worked in and eventually managed a team of IT analysts, responsible for developing bespoke standard reporting systems and ad hoc reports for Estates Management Information Systems customers.
Pre 1986 –
Civil Service Exchequer & Audit – Reports Manager auditing various appropriation accounts, and producing departmental statistics for inclusion in Management Reports.
Managerial - Management of diversely skilled teams (technical/IT, Graphic Design/Bid Support, Sales, Building Services/Estates Management groups).
Technical - UNIX/ORACLE and SQL. HTML and Web Page Authoring. Full Microsoft Office suite including MS Access advanced level, MS PowerPoint and MS Project.
Value+ Competencies - Excellent presentational skills. Always meet deadlines. Can work under enormous pressure. Creative, inventive and methodical where practicable.
• Creative Writing.
• Travel and visiting places of cultural interest (member of the Scottish National Trust). Favourite destinations – Mexico and Cyprus.
• Music composition – dance/electro – one album produced – zero sales to date!
• Boating – enjoyed sailing my cabin cruiser both on inland waters and off-coast; recently sold, so I’m a landlubber again for the time being.
• Socialising – obvious really, but I do have a good reputation as a party-thrower.
• Cooking – all sorts, but my rice dishes are legendary.
Education Summary: Degree - BSc Hons Psychology
A levels - Maths, English Lit, Art
O levels - Maths, English Lang, Art, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Geography, German
Graphic Design and Animation