I am looking for the witty writer that I am. :)

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Kathleen M.Stephen O.Nomanet T.JAMES M. + 1 other have already sent a proposal.
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Experience Level: Entry
Num. of articles: 1 per week
Words per article: 500-800
Blog/website url: www.medium.com/@kathleenndongmo
Information for the blog/website: I write about my misgivings on world affairs
Topic: any
Tone: Witty/Sharp
Outline & Structure: For a while I wrote notes on facebook and loved writing them. I got a really good crowd and then.... well, like every good thing, I stopped. If only they had worked on notes so that it became as good as that Medium (you can't even embed a tweet on notes.... so it comes out like a tweet!)

Anyway.

I am back. But I am not. You see, I am busy. That is why I am looking for my clone. As my clone, permit me to refer to you as me. So here goes:

I will write one 500 word (maximum 800 words!!!) attention-grabbing mumbo-jumbo.

Someone once said to me: 'Your writing makes me smile'... that's my value proposition right there. If you read my pieces, you will find that they are mostly. I want to grow a following of people who see hilarity yet truth in the simplest things that happen in their daily lives.

- Sarcastic
- Unserious
- Hilarious
- Full of irony
- Deep
- Meaningful & factual
- Contextual
- Researched

I will send links to my previous writing to those I feel sound like me. :) - oh sod it, you can read ONE here: https://www.facebook.com/notes/kathleen-ndongmo/god-save-the-queen/440787566104. But I do have other portals I have written on... so.... check this out too: http://ynaija.com/kathleen-ndongmo-nigeriaphobia-continental-ambivalence-ynaija-frontpage/ [yep, the comments are that bad... no one like me when I write.. and I love it! :)]

Oh, did I mention, you MUST know a lot about Africa.... African issues, norms, society or be willing to research... as well as world affairs. Because I write on any and everything really!

Okay there you go! The price offered is per piece. It can go up IF I find me. Now, that may be a bit tricky... :)

Any takers?
Extensive research needed: yes
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