I need 2 articles related to Accounting / Auditing

Num. of articles: 2
Words per article: 300-400
Blog/website url: www.morganintl.com/blog
Information for the blog/website: Training & Education
Industry: Education
Topic: Accounting & Auditing
Tone: Humorous
Outline & Structure: 1. Exciting title
2. SEO friendly writing (target region: Middle East, Canada, Europe)
3. Clear and structured layout
4. Bullet points to emphasize on the different sections and important information
Extensive research needed: no
Extra notes: Article 1:
An article along the lines of "Top gift ideas for the accountant in your life". This could be anything from christmas gift or birthday gift ideas, it should be a light and fun article with ideal gifts for accountants. We would also like one of the gift items to be something along the lines of 'start a CPA fund', i.e. chipping in the funds for the accountant in their life to be able to invest in the CPA training. The other gift ideas can be more light and fun.

Article 2:
An article along the lines of "Don't ask your auditor to do this (or what auditors do not do)" as a contrast to what their actual job is. This should also be a fun guide shedding light on the things that are outside of the scope of an auditor's job.

Important notes:
1. All the titles would need to be reworked to be fun and engaging.
2. Please submit one proposal / fee for all the articles above combined.
3. All articles need to be original articles, i.e. not written for or published anywhere else and not taken from other articles. Plagiarism not accepted.