I need a batch of online product descriptions written

I need product descriptions written for Menkind's website. Our new approach requires a meta description, 5 bullet points, a main description under 3 subheadings, and contents and tech specs if the product requires them.

Word count usually works out to about 250 words per description, though less is fine. We're after a lean and mean approach that still manages to convey all of the important parts of the product.

Our tone is fun, conversational, and a little tongue in cheek, but don't feel that you have to have readers in stitches with every sentence.

Our products include licensed merch, collectibles, Pop! Vinyls, tech and gadgets, personalised products, experiences, and loads more.

I'd like to start off with a trial of 20 products and go from there. We have a large amount of products to get online, so this will likely be a weekly project. I'd love a writer who knows a bit about geek culture and has the availability to write roughly 50 products (sometimes more) on a weekly basis.

If you think you're the writer for us, give us a shout!