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Experience Level: Intermediate
I am one of the greatest writers of press releases and copy in the known universe. It's true. Put me in front of a keyboard and my skills are at the level of ninja-wizard. I could write copy on an internationally competitive basis.
So, why aren't I wealthy and successful and why am I asking for help here now?
It is because there is a Kryptonite that defeats me all too easily. I have a shyness that is criminally vulgar and hate talking on the phone and do not present myself well in person. What would come out as beautiful prose on paper, in person leaves my mouth something akin to 'derp derp derp', it seems. I'm also sort of scruffy-looking.
What am I asking for, then?
I would like you to help me to find work. Yes, I know that's what this site's all about, and I've done well out of it in the short time I've been here (all text based communication, see!) but I really need to secure ongoing contracts.
Are you perhaps, someone who has the opposite shortcomings to me? Is your confidence and verbal fluency to be envied, but you could do with some help when it comes to your copy and aren't sure about pitching for some of the jobs where there's a need to wade in with some hefty handiwork of the writing type?
Could we form a beautiful partnership?
Now - for the rules of this site (and believe me, I am grateful for its benefits, so am more than happy to play the game) this needs to not just be the freelancing equivalent of my neglected and (not terribly enthusiastic) OKCupid profile, but actually *a job*.
So what I am asking for in the first instance is for someone who can secure a copywriting or PR job for a fixed fee payable on successful exchange of contracts to commence work. Tell me what you think that you could do and for what percentage of the contract's value that you would obtain, and then you'd invoice me for that through here so PPH gets its cut.
All clear? Excellent! If not, do ask me to elaborate. Just so long as it's not on the phone.
So, why aren't I wealthy and successful and why am I asking for help here now?
It is because there is a Kryptonite that defeats me all too easily. I have a shyness that is criminally vulgar and hate talking on the phone and do not present myself well in person. What would come out as beautiful prose on paper, in person leaves my mouth something akin to 'derp derp derp', it seems. I'm also sort of scruffy-looking.
What am I asking for, then?
I would like you to help me to find work. Yes, I know that's what this site's all about, and I've done well out of it in the short time I've been here (all text based communication, see!) but I really need to secure ongoing contracts.
Are you perhaps, someone who has the opposite shortcomings to me? Is your confidence and verbal fluency to be envied, but you could do with some help when it comes to your copy and aren't sure about pitching for some of the jobs where there's a need to wade in with some hefty handiwork of the writing type?
Could we form a beautiful partnership?
Now - for the rules of this site (and believe me, I am grateful for its benefits, so am more than happy to play the game) this needs to not just be the freelancing equivalent of my neglected and (not terribly enthusiastic) OKCupid profile, but actually *a job*.
So what I am asking for in the first instance is for someone who can secure a copywriting or PR job for a fixed fee payable on successful exchange of contracts to commence work. Tell me what you think that you could do and for what percentage of the contract's value that you would obtain, and then you'd invoice me for that through here so PPH gets its cut.
All clear? Excellent! If not, do ask me to elaborate. Just so long as it's not on the phone.
Alistair P.
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